Words for Women to Live By J
- Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
- If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
- Take life with a pinch of salt...A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!
- Go on the 30 day diet (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
- When life gets you down- just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok... They know me here.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Don't get my knickers in a knot, its solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some other woman tired of his bullshit.
- Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
- If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
- By the time a woman realises her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she is wrong...